What movies have not aged well?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why is my crush beautiful to me but not to others?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What is the Abu Shusha massacre in Palestine?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-J W Pepper

Moonraker

How can I earn money through OnlyFans?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Ah so!”

Goldfinger

What are your thoughts on Italian nationalist poet Gabriele D'Annunzio, who was the subject of the documentary "Fiume o morte!"?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Octopussy

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why is only the left side of my vagina bleeding, on and off?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

A View to a Kill

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

As a woman, what would be you response to a male friend’s offer of a full body massage?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do guys look up TikTok girls instead of porn? My boyfriend of two years, looks up big boobs on TikTok. He has never once cheated on me, not on social media or IRL. He claims it’s to “get off real quick if I’m not home.”

-All the bad guys are black.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Live and Let Die

I vibrated my dogs shock collar while it was eating my other dog’s food and now it won’t eat. How do I fix this problem?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.